Traffic School

So yesterday I went to traffic school, oh what fun I had. I started the day off by almost getting there late, they said to be there at 7:45am, and I actually got there at 7:40am. I had forgotten to take out money so I could pay the certificate for traffic school, they didn't tell me upon paying the $50+ I had to pay at the court that I would have to pay additional revenue for a piece of paper. I also like that fact that because I recieved the ticket in Orange County and I am taking traffic school in Los Angeles County, I either have to drop the certificate off at the OC courts myself or pay to have it mailed in by certified mail.
Anywho, back to my wonderful day at traffic school. Once there we had to get in a single file line and "check in", I felt as if I were in prison, a line of people who did not want to be there waiting in line for a class they did not want to attend. So after we register for the hell that is traffic school, a DVD is put on featuring all of your favorite 80's players, skits and sketches from Candid Camera, The Tracy Ulleman Show, some Steve Martin movie and other sketches that were from the BBC in England. After that our muffin top teacher ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffin+top ) comes and introduces herself and tells us that this is going to be an 8 hour course and she will try to make it as fun as possible. After that she introduces a fellow traffic school "student" who says he is a traffic defense lawyer, which brings up the question of what the hell is he doing in this class. After Stan the attorney gives his little speech on himself we go back to watching another video, now the videos have gone from "funny" to boring instructional videos, after that we take a break. After the break we come back for more videos and discussions on charts about what a car does and its parts, another discussion and video later we go to lunch, after we come back its really boring vidoes and finally we fill out our certificate, which looks like a receipt. After one more "Dateline" video about alcohol and falling asleep we get to leave, an hour and a half early.

Oh man was that the most boring experience of my life to date, I was constantly moving around because the crappy chair made my ass flat and fall asleep, the people around me had smart ass remarks about everything that went on, there was a stupid lady who thought she was funny but really just annoying making comments about the videos, and of course there were the people who smelled like farts and smoke.

Traffic School = Epic Fail