Monday, May 11, 2009

Frustration, patience and tons of bad words

Ok, so after much adieu I have finally beat Assassins Creed, and may I say it reminded me back of playing Cruisin USA for my N64, only in that I used every single fucking word there is to call belittle the cars that were on the screen. This game gave me much the same feelings. Now don't get me wrong this was a great game, and if your into RPGs and Twilight Princess you will be no stranger to doing the same thing over and over and over. The only thing that kept me going and doing every single mission in each city was the achievements, some came without trying and others I did because I knew it was how to recieve one. The story...well I have to be honest with you, I listened to podcast after podcast all through this game, I only paused them when I was at the buereu, masayf or a main assassination, other than that its all of the same noised and conversations. Again, itwas a fun game, the assassanations were fun, and the game was pretty failry normal as far as difficulty. The informer missions were ok at first then they got balls ass hard at the end, I am not a big fan of timed shit, and at time when I was going to assissinate someone I would do it and some dorky guard then look at me while I was blending in and say it was me and booom the mission was failed, and I had to do it again. Now that happened alot in the later memories, it pissed me off so much, and the mentally ill guys who walk around and push you, they caused me some missions as well, they pushed me into a guard. The other group that got to me towards the end was the begging women, now I know there was prostitution back there so they should have done that in my mind, I say support your single mothers, but only if they are on the pole. The ending was tedius, much of me cussing and screaming at altair only because his counter would punch a guy and not kill him, it was a toss up, sometimes you would kill him and most of the time you would punch him, it sucked because the fucking guy would get back up and you would have to fight him again, and let me tell you when you have 3 swords coming at you, there is no way to counter them all, I got my ass handed to me many of times, the final boss was not that difficult, I am not going to say who it was but the last person to assissinate before him was so much harder, maybe they put all their thoughts into that one and just said "fuck it" to the last boss and gave him novice skills. The game was beautiful, the cities were vast and with much detail, when I listened to the sound the sound FX was awesome, everything from his knives and sword jingling to the sound as you climbed a wall. All in all I would say play this game but play in sections, if you play it all in one sitting you will find the game extremely repetitive and boring, do a whole cities worth of missions, and then take a break for a little bit. At the end of the game stay for after the credits for one more achievement and the chance to read some emails on the computers, gain access to the conference room and read those emails...and thats about it, there was nothing else to search, the only thing you could do it go back to the animus and get what ever you needed, I still have a bunch of flags to get but maybe another day I will try those.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Roach Coach

Up until college you get a cafeterian when your in adult school you get this
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Monday, April 20, 2009

Emasculation

I am under the belief that my boss bought these Sesame Street bandages only so that the guys could wear them when we get hurt. I only say the guys because it is the guys who always seem to be heading over to the first aid kit to fix themselves up, probably trying to impress a girl, which brings up a weird point because there are not so many girls here that are pretty, which means guys are being left to impressing ugly girls to get attention
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Friday, April 17, 2009

Yeah, I'm immature

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I am not social, so don't talk to me


I am not here to make friends with you. I don't like small talk and your jokes are not funny. I try to stay as anti social as I can so people don't talk to me. When you call me and ask where I am, don't tell me I'm lucky I live in "sunny California", I am not lucky because I have to speak to you, a fucking retart who can't follow directions. When I am at the store don't comment on what I am buying, its none of your business and I really don't care what the fuck you have to say about my green tea. All you have to know is that the green tea I am going to drink is going to cool me down and quench my thirst because im fucking thirsty, also later it might make me take a big shit because green tea does that too you, now if you want to know about me shitting subscribe to my twitter feed then go fuck yourself. I am not friendly and I don't want to be, I don't need any new people in my life, I don't want to know what you think about the world and about the current day, its sunny I am at work or out doing something and as of right now your bugging me and making my time here longer, do what you have to do and let me be, ring me up, give me information, etc. I don't need to know your past experiences or the time you went slumming once and fucked a hippie who reminded you of a person you liked when you were young. I don't like you, in all matter I probably hate you. You uppity orange county skanks can lick my balls, with your speech that starts high and ends low, like your slurring without drinking, I hate talking to you, you don't know what the fuck your talking about and your lazier that shit, talking to you is like talking to my cat except she is better looking and knows to keep to herself. When I ask a question, guess what, I only want the answer that pertains to the question asked, I don't need a P.S. at the end of the answer, just give me what I want and stop being impatient, don't tell me how long a PC is suppose to take to boot up, don't tell me that your PC at home is faster because I could give two shits, fuck your computer and fuck you, your fucking intellectually incompotent and shouldn't be given access to a computer anyway, when you walk in somewhere to buy a computer the sales clerk should pick up a keyboard and smack you in the fucking face, you limey prick! Another fucking thing, "hello" is not a period, don't fucking talk to me and end your sentance with "hello", give me time to respond, and don't get mad when I tell you that there is no need to say "hello" because guess what, I'm fucking here listening to your stupid ass!!!!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Puzzle Cat

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Friday, April 3, 2009

Browser...I Barely Knew Her


So there is a lot of talk over what browser people use. Most people just use Internet Explorer and others use Firefox or Safari. I personally like Firefox. It is the most private in my experience. I have found out the IE has alot of holes, and security flaws, and not all your information will be as private as it could be.
At home I use Firefox because I have no encryption on my internet connection and I feel safer using it.
When I am at work I use IE because the VA has 128 bit encryption and I know that my information is safer here, and they won't let us install Firefox, we used to be able to install it then they got mad because people were going no bad sites and having it delete their history so they stopped it.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Taylor At The Bat


Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning.
Chief Wiggum: [in baseball uniform] Hey, we know how to play softball
That was a quote from the Simpsons, the episode was "Homer at the Bat".
So as you can tell softball had something to do with my weekend. Lets recap.
Saturday - Woke up around 9 because my girlfriend was twittering and I have her on my alerts, got up and played Bully on my 360, then after she let me know she was out of class I went to pick her up so we could head to the Santa Fe Springs swapmeet to watch Damage Inc. (a Metallica tribute band). We got there and met up with her family and some of our friends during the first set then mobbed over to the bleachers after the set was over and took over, we sat and drank and sang and watched the other two sets, I was kinda buzzed and got chicken sandwich all over my shirt, but all in all it was fun. After the show we headed over to my girlfriends house and rested, the mixture of heat and alcohol had made us tired. Later that day we went to get some scratchers and some chili fries for her. We went back to her house hung out, then I took off home. I didn't sleep so I stayed up until I had to some to work.
Sunday - Went to work, hung out. After work I went home to change into something I could play softball in. I played one mission in Bully and took off. Got the field did some practice hitting and fielding, then played two games. We lost the first game but won the second. I did ok, I had a triple a some singles, my fielding could use some work. After the second game my and my girlfriend took off to her house so she could change her shoes and I could wash up, by now my body was coming down because I was working on no sleep and I was tired. We met everyone at Shakeys and ate and drank and relaxed, after we ate we played some games and I took my girlfriend home. By now my body was on empty, I was so tired. I drove home, took a shower and went to bed, knocking out.
Softball will be played every other Sunday, in between will be Sundays full of either gaming or Golfing.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

WTF

It was $2.09 a week ago
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Damage Inc.

Awesome. Metallica trubute band
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Friday, March 27, 2009

I like to play devils advocate


Some times I like to play devils advocate, mostly to get a rise out of people. I like going against the opposite of what someone says just to get them mad or aggravated, and for some reason I can always hold my own in a debate when that happens. Its not always that you know the information, its that you know how to bullshit your way through an argument and drive it to a topic you are more familiar with.
When I was younger I was afraid to do this, I would keep to myself and just take it all in, never giving any back. Now that I am older I find myself finding situations that allow me to join in and say something. Instigator is something that you may call me, and for that I say thank you, give me a title, keep my name coming out of your mouth, make me famous.
Here at work I am known as the "mean one", mostly because I am to a point of confidence where no one here can hurt me, no one can say anything to me because they don't want me going off on them. It's a nice set up, knowing that what I say goes and that my word will be the final one. There are some who try to challenge me, but they fail miserably. Those who step up get knocked down and ridiculed by me, as well as others, its refreshing to know I have that kind of power.

Yay its Friday


Well.....I guess we can't all be happy its Friday

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Its kinda like Christmas in March....


On Christmas Eve of last year I treated myself to numerous drinks, getting home at 3am with a strong buzz and having to get up at 6am for work at 7am was not the best of ideas, but it happened. Christmas was "fun" for the first couple of hours, pounding water and Gatorade, at the10am mark my headache went away and I was ok.
Last night I treated myself to 4 heffenwizens and a shot of patron, with no water chaser. That was around 8pm, I went back to my girlfriends house, because I went drinking with her brother, and left around 9:30pm. Oh the drive...no double vision, but I was fully aware of my surroundings. I made it home ok and proceeded to take a much deserved pee, I showered and went bed. I woke up promptly at 2am, 3 hours shy of my usual wake up time. I had a diet coke because for some reason that was what I was craving and went back to bed. Now I am not sure if you know this but, nothing is on at 2am. I watched infomercials and the weather channel. I tried to go to sleep but I couldn't, I looked at the clock and it was 3:15, I tossed and turned, and found a re-airing of an earlier Leno, I ended up falling asleep and waking up with a small but effective headache. I got dressed and came to work, on time mind you, and hit the bathroom for what I can expect to be the first of many beer shits. Now I am back at my desk drinking powerade and coffee and feeling a lot better, hopefully the lack of sleep I got last night will help me sleep like a baby tonight

Monday, March 23, 2009

Yay its back on tonight


Mission Accomplished

I finally beat F.E.A.R., well I beat it on Saturday, a day later than I expected but thats how it was with that game. I would get stuck at a place and not get past it, turn the game off and come back to it the next day or later that same day and totally own that level, only to get to a new part that I got stuck at. Friday I was stuck at this part that I could not pass, so finally on Saturday, while listening to some podcasts, I beat the level and eventually beat the game. The ending wasn't that much of a surprise, I knew what was going to happen because I played the F.E.A.R. 2 demo, and all the gaming podcasts were talking about it and talking about the end of part one, the one thing I did like it when they are in the helicopter and the girl climbs up, that I did not see coming. I am debating whether go to back to Assasins Creed or Gears of War, in Assasins Creed I am stuck at a part that is optional but I like completing the game 100%, in gears of war I am stuck at the gas station, I am not sure which one to choose.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Another Friday Ending With a Night Alone






The only thing is, this time its not becauyse of a fight. My girlfriend has a sorority thing where they dance, sing, man hate and sacrafice their bras, the usual Friday night antics for a group of mexican girls.




Now I know that this hot ass picture of Kat Dennings has nothing to do with Friday, but I just think she is really hawt!




So back to a Friday with no girlfriend, my day is going to be filled with work then off home to hang out and play games, actually one game I want to try to beat F.E.A.R.


Yes I know I have not beat it yet but I play it a little at a time. I have a big group games I have that I try to give time each day, but its tough. Some games I get stuck on and push those aside to play easier games that I am some what good at, or other times I will sit and spend hours on Peggle and not play any other games.
I have no more beer, but I have some chocolate and diet coke, also some powerades, so that is what I will be doing tonight, maybe I will go back to another game that I was stuck on and play that, but either way it Friday so enjoy

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St. Patricks Day



Have fun drunk dialing and singing songs

Monday, March 16, 2009

Yeah...OWWWWW!!!!

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Saturday, March 14, 2009

Virgin

This is the first time I have played one of these games and I got first place on trivia for entertainment, you really don't get a prize just bragging rights

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Really....

45 minutes for this shit
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Brain Throw up

Does anyone listen when we talk, do people unsderstand you when you say something. Sitting alone in a pizza place within a bowling alley listening to bad music and little kids yelling, while your girlfriend sits with her friends having a good time really starts letting your brain fly. What to discuss, well let's see as you read below I am going to Comic Con in July with my best friend, 4 days of comic reading fun and most likely a lot of beer drinking. Now for the worst transition ever, bowling alley games have really taken a turn for the shitter. I know arcades have died off and are for the most part gone, but there are some arcade cabinets that pop up here and there in laundry mats and, in this case, a pizza place. Now the games aren't bad, its their upkeep that gets me. In the great case that I find marvel vs. Street fighter or any iteration of that, the thought of me playing is immediatly destroyed by the fact that the button don't work and the only direction you can go is either up or back, forget the thought of blocking, you paid 50 cents to get rocked and that's exactly what you get to watch. Well my pizza is here now, its a sorry excuse for a pizza as well, 6 inches of shit that litteraly took 45 minuts to make, what the fuck is in this and what brick and twig oven did they cook it in that took so damn long, anywho look forward to more rants and funny information, thanks for reading
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Friday, March 13, 2009

I Got Mine!!!!!


I got a 4 day pass for me and my best friend Rene, if you were lucky enough to get one congrads, see you there!

Another Friday the 13th

Another Friday the 13th has come, to all of you that believe in bad luck then just stay home and play a game or hang out online, don't leave your house or something bad will happen. For the rest of us, woo hoo its Friday break out the beers and lets party!!!

Let me expand on whey I choose this picture...

I actually had this game, its pissed me off completely. If any of you has ever played the Goonies on NES then you know the concept and controls....I think it was the goonies, actually there were a lot of games that had a room with a door or two and then you just press the d-pad in the direction you wanted to go, they were more of mazes, kinda like the lost woods in Zelda except you really didn't see your character moving, he just appeared in another room with more doors.

Back to the game, I am not sure if it was my age or I was just not good at it, but I could not beat this game. I walked around throwing axes and Jason to keep him away but could not progress, I found kids running around and even used the row boat a couple of times but still nothing. I even went as far as busting out the Game Genie to help me, I had infinate life but still had no idea what to do. All I knew is that the game was only played a handful of times due to me not being able to beat it

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Fart Humor Will Never Die


I think it was Kevin Smith who first introduced me into the fact that "dick and fart" jokes can make a movie great. What can I say as the years go by I am more and more amused by dirty and foul humor.
I like to laugh at people who fart loud or if it smells, today a guy farted at work and it was kinda loud so I emailed my friends and told them, then went to my GMAIL and put up that he had just farted and I left it there for a couple of hours so anyone at work could see. I am not sure if anyone did but at least two people commented on it. A couple of months ago I walked in on our little room and everyone in there was busting up laughing, apparently one of the girls had gone to the bathroom and another girl who worked here went in and just ripped a shaker in the bathroom, the girl didn't want to laugh so she left without being noticed, now thats just funny.
I sometimes sit at home and rip ones, and laugh to myself because they smell and for some reason they make me smile. When it comes to me farting, ask my girlfriend, I am not shy. I will do it for the sheer pleasure of making someone feel uncomfortable or just to get a reaction.
My best story for this is when I was in middle school and I was at the movies with some friends, I let a fart rip so nasty that the people in front of us had to move two rows down because it smelled, of course me and my friends just laughed because it was funny as shit, but thats how it was.
I think the fact that I am lactose intolerant is another reason why I think they are funny, I have to. If I was embarrassed, life would be hard when I had to drink milk or eat ice cream. I sometimes eat or drink dairy if I know I will be around my friends or my girlfriend, its the faces and sounds they produce that makes it worth it
Fart wars are another delacasy that me and my best friend Rene take part in, we are planning a day of beer, hot dogs, mayo, cheese and a closed room, lets see who emerges victorious.

Another Immature moment

This one was brought to you by my girlfriend when she was at Corner Bakery

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

A Tribute to My Grandpa

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Primative Cell Phone

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Pay Day

I only have a temporary happiness for pay day, as soon as I get home I have to pay bills and the loan I have, plus save money for Comic Con, so I really don't have much to celebrate.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Experiment

Who wants a donut after seeing this picture
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Music Soothes the Savage Beast

I was going to name this post "a case of the Mondays", but rumor has it people get their ass kicked for saying things like that.

In any case it's Monday, the first day of the work week, for me at the help desk it means morons forgetting their information becase they were off for two days and had a brain fart and only remember how to get to work but not how to do their jobs. I am glad these are not video phones because of two reasons

1. I don't want people to see me yawning or sleeping while they try to make small talk while a PC is rebooting

2. I don't want to see these people in general, if they can't remember a password, who knows what else they have forgotten, make up, brushing their teeth, etc.

The only way to relax me is to listen to music, happy music makes me forget momentarally about the call I am currently on. On less busy days I like to listen to podcasts, mostly video game podcasts from former EGM workers and current 1up workers, all links to these sites can be found in my list of links.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Its Friday!!!


The last day of the week for this

Thursday, March 5, 2009

I am a gamer


I am a gamer, it is what I like and like to do. I was not a very social person when I was younger and the thought of going outside and playing did not match the thought of staying home and playing a game. I remember getting "The Legend of Zelda: Windwaker" for the GameCube and litarlly siting there for 12 hours straight and playing, not caring that I was passing the time away and the term "waste of a day" never crossed my mind. I game, I love video games. Some may call it an addiction but it is a place where I don't get judged, no one can judge this book because all they see if my skill on a game. I game as much as I can in all of my free time and thats fine with me, I have been gaming since I was 7 years old and I got my first Nintendo Entertainment System (NES), I had a shit load of games and I loved it. I have had every up to date system that has come out, and with that system I get awesome games that I play for hours on end.
Recently with technology I am able to now listen to video game podcasts and watch video podcasts about video games, it gives me perspective from professional video game journalists, it is both funny and informative.
When I was young I read "Electronic Gaming Monthly" or "EGM" for short, this was my number one video game source on news when I was young and up until they shut down in January of 2009 they were still one of my top news sources, they were influentual in my gaming life and I can tuely say that I was saddened when I heard they were closing their doors. I am happy though they have all moved into other video gaming companies and joined to form numerous podcasts that I subscribe to.
I am not unhappy that gaming has taken up most of my free time I have chosen to make it that way, when you need to get away and want to escape you do so in a game, when money is tight and you need to pass the time and forget all your problems, games are there for you.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Rabbit Food

Yeah, that's a piece of chicken peeking out from the celery, water cashews, carrots and broccoli that I am eating for lunch
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Found in the bathroom

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Sushi

Yay, sushi is very good. Well, let me rephrase that, the sushi that I have eaten is very good, I have no eaten all sushi. I like going to either Niko Sushi or Yasai to get my sushi, since my girlfriend does not like it we don't go out to many sushi bars. I, like alot of people, like the California Rolls.

I get just the California Rolls at Yasai, but at Niko Sushi the shogun combo comes with the California Rolls and 8 pieces of sushi, which I believe is 2 Tuna, 2 Salmon, 2 albacore and 2 of another type of fish, it is really good.

The only downside to eating this healthy food is the cost, sushi is very expensive, i would probably limit myself to eating it once or twice a week. Hopefull this will help out with both my Lent agreement as well as my diet,

Lent, its just not that stuff in your belly button anymore

So for Lent this year I gave up Burgers and Sodas, this does not include Diet Rockstars but I will try to cut back on them. I gave these up due for two reasons:
1. The movie "Supersize Me", fuck that shit, I hated myself so much after seeing that movie. I felt bad about every burger I have ever eaten.
2. Soda is one of my biggest pleasures, I have to cut it out because it is helping me gain weight, and frankly I would like to have the least amount of help with that as possible.
Now granted Lent is roughly 40 days, and after Easter hits its no more giving up, but I think I will stick to this as long as possible, I am not a big fan of gaining weight and maybe altering my choice in food will cut back the places I can eat which will trickle down to my wallet and help it not look like its on a diet

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Ash Wednesday

You would think it's not hard to make two lines with your thumb, but I supose we can't all be artist. The lady who gave me my ash probably didn't go to school for art, as you can see my cross is more of just a dot, which makes it kind of embarassing when I got eat later, because while everybody has nice crosses I have a target
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

How many hours do I really work a week....



Ok, so honestly I was thinking about this today after I read an article that polled IT people and found out they are only working 40% of the week, The rest of the week is online or doing personal stuff. I looked at this and wondered how I fit in this category, seeing I am an IT person at my job, so lets break it down.

Monday - Busy, out of an 8 hour work day, I am off the phones about an hour on breaks and personal walking around and another hour for lunch which does not count, so thats now 7 hours I am logged on the phones taking calls, out of that 7 hours there are times I do not get calls so lets take another hour, on our busiest day, I am only really working 5.5-6 hours

Tuesday - This month I am on a certain duty at job on Tuesdays, which means I log on the phones at 6am and log off from 7am until 3pm when I get off, in those hours I monitor emails that come in and make calls to sites if need be. I am writing right now, and am getting paid for it. On this day I would say I only work about 2-2.5 hours

Wednesday I am off

Thursday and Friday - These are mediocre days, they could be slow or busy, I still take my breaks and personal walk around time, so lets say again5.5-6 hours

Saturday I am off

Sunday - I come in at 2am, do my weekend assignment which lasts me until 3:30, sleep until 7 when the next guy comes in, take a few calls that come in around that time, go to lunch for 30 minutes, come back listen to podcasts or sleep or just goof around online and at 10:30 I go home, all in all I work around 2.5-3 hours on a Sunday

WOW, I only work around 23.5 hours on average a week, on months that I do not do special projects during the week I would say I work around 29 hours a week, which leaves me with 11 hours of being at work doing abolutely nothing productive, I love my job

Sunday, February 22, 2009

What Video Game Character Are You?


You Are Link!

You have the Triforce of courage and are very brave, you also have a taste for the color green and rescuing chicks from big green dudes.

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Monday, February 9, 2009

Come on Pizza Hut

Why are you so late in the lower prices on Pizzas. $15 for a large, GTFO. I don't care why the pizzas at Little Ceasers are able to be $5, I just care that they are cheap and always ready. Stop, before you start on me on how the pizzas are under a heat lamp for "X" amout of hours until I get it, think of how your burgers taste and remember that those same burgers have been sitting under the same lamps and also those lights burn out and get dim, not all food is staying fresh hot. I used to work at Wendys, the meat that was burnt all day got saved in a metal box that had no heat and was poured into the chili the next day, don't worry I am sure the chili killed whatever grew on the meat over night. Another Wendy's favorite were their baked potatoes, which I cleaned and had to put on a rack to dry...that was sitting over a sickly smelling trash can, so when you opened the potatoe it smelled like shit. I know this got turned into a Wendy's bashing, so let me get back to the point. Pizza places lower your prices, most of the shot you sell is brought from the store anyway, I know cost comes due to convienance but come on with how things are going there should be some price cuts, give a guy like me a chance.
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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Down Time



So at work there are times where there is down time, for some reason I was feeling dizzy and drunk and kinda stoned, I am not sure if it was the cold medication mixed with a diet rockstar and some mike and ikes or just a self high, but either way I got into some weird trance and drew these two pictures and the numbers just popped in my head so I put them in


Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Yeah this is creepy

I just found this when I walked in the bathroom, I assume its the property of the people who clean the bathrooms but they are no where to be found
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Thursday, January 29, 2009

My desk

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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Booger Wall

What business doesnakt have a booger wall, some men decide while they are taking a piss to pick their nose and wipe it on the wall, and yes those dark ones are bloody
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Saturday, January 17, 2009

XBOX Live



Here is my gamer tag, add me lets play!!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Seeing this makes me realize

Diets suck when your hungry, fast food is super convienant, but I gotta be strong and have dicipline. Hopefully I don't go as far as Ben Stiller in Dodgeball, and tease myself with pizza and twinkies
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