I think it was Kevin Smith who first introduced me into the fact that "dick and fart" jokes can make a movie great. What can I say as the years go by I am more and more amused by dirty and foul humor.
I like to laugh at people who fart loud or if it smells, today a guy farted at work and it was kinda loud so I emailed my friends and told them, then went to my GMAIL and put up that he had just farted and I left it there for a couple of hours so anyone at work could see. I am not sure if anyone did but at least two people commented on it. A couple of months ago I walked in on our little room and everyone in there was busting up laughing, apparently one of the girls had gone to the bathroom and another girl who worked here went in and just ripped a shaker in the bathroom, the girl didn't want to laugh so she left without being noticed, now thats just funny.
I sometimes sit at home and rip ones, and laugh to myself because they smell and for some reason they make me smile. When it comes to me farting, ask my girlfriend, I am not shy. I will do it for the sheer pleasure of making someone feel uncomfortable or just to get a reaction.
My best story for this is when I was in middle school and I was at the movies with some friends, I let a fart rip so nasty that the people in front of us had to move two rows down because it smelled, of course me and my friends just laughed because it was funny as shit, but thats how it was.
I think the fact that I am lactose intolerant is another reason why I think they are funny, I have to. If I was embarrassed, life would be hard when I had to drink milk or eat ice cream. I sometimes eat or drink dairy if I know I will be around my friends or my girlfriend, its the faces and sounds they produce that makes it worth it
Fart wars are another delacasy that me and my best friend Rene take part in, we are planning a day of beer, hot dogs, mayo, cheese and a closed room, lets see who emerges victorious.
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