I am not social, so don't talk to me

I am not here to make friends with you. I don't like small talk and your jokes are not funny. I try to stay as anti social as I can so people don't talk to me. When you call me and ask where I am, don't tell me I'm lucky I live in "sunny California", I am not lucky because I have to speak to you, a fucking retart who can't follow directions. When I am at the store don't comment on what I am buying, its none of your business and I really don't care what the fuck you have to say about my green tea. All you have to know is that the green tea I am going to drink is going to cool me down and quench my thirst because im fucking thirsty, also later it might make me take a big shit because green tea does that too you, now if you want to know about me shitting subscribe to my twitter feed then go fuck yourself. I am not friendly and I don't want to be, I don't need any new people in my life, I don't want to know what you think about the world and about the current day, its sunny I am at work or out doing something and as of right now your bugging me and making my time here longer, do what you have to do and let me be, ring me up, give me information, etc. I don't need to know your past experiences or the time you went slumming once and fucked a hippie who reminded you of a person you liked when you were young. I don't like you, in all matter I probably hate you. You uppity orange county skanks can lick my balls, with your speech that starts high and ends low, like your slurring without drinking, I hate talking to you, you don't know what the fuck your talking about and your lazier that shit, talking to you is like talking to my cat except she is better looking and knows to keep to herself. When I ask a question, guess what, I only want the answer that pertains to the question asked, I don't need a P.S. at the end of the answer, just give me what I want and stop being impatient, don't tell me how long a PC is suppose to take to boot up, don't tell me that your PC at home is faster because I could give two shits, fuck your computer and fuck you, your fucking intellectually incompotent and shouldn't be given access to a computer anyway, when you walk in somewhere to buy a computer the sales clerk should pick up a keyboard and smack you in the fucking face, you limey prick! Another fucking thing, "hello" is not a period, don't fucking talk to me and end your sentance with "hello", give me time to respond, and don't get mad when I tell you that there is no need to say "hello" because guess what, I'm fucking here listening to your stupid ass!!!!